Unintentional : Humorous short story

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Unintentional

Mr. Praveen Sharma is 35 years old handsome man. His wife is 30 years old beautiful woman. They have no child still now. Mr. Sharma is fun-loving person. Always he is happy in any circumstance. He attends all the parties wherever he is invited, and enjoys the party with other women. His wife Mrs. Sharma does not like this type of enjoyment of her husband with other women. She loves her husband very much. This love leads her envious to those woman. Mr. Sharma knows it. So he goes to meet more other women in front of his wife to prank her.

Mrs. Sharma thought that her husband is going to be perverted. Se wanted to control over him, but there was no such strong evidence against his perversion. He did nothing in her presence what could be judged in this way. She wanted to see his activities in absence of hers. Se was seeking a way to bring him into the line.

Once Mr. Sharma’s best friend invited them in his marriage anniversary. He and his wife told Sharma couple not to miss that date. That party was a musk party which was only for friends.

On the evening of the party Mrs. Sharma announced that she was not going to the party. Because she was not feeling well. Mr. Sharma tried with his best to convince her. He knew what was the problem with her. But she did not came with him. He became upset. But he had to go to his best friend's party. So he took his Spiderman dress and mask, and went there alone, awkward.

After one hour he left home, Mrs. Sharma took her new wearing and mask of a fairy including a pair of fine wings and went to that party.

Into the party she found her Spiderman in the middle of a number of masked women as usual. High volume music was obstructing their conversation to be heard. She went to the Spiderman and started flirting with him. The Spiderman soon was with her seeking a proper place to enjoy intimately. They went to the upper floor and pushed a closed door. Some men was playing cards there. At last they found a suitable place in another room. At last Mr. Sharma had strong evidence.

Mrs. Sharma returned home at 10 pm. She packed her fairy dress into her bag. She opened the main door with her key and found Mr. Sharma watching T.V in the drawing room.

Mrs. Sharma went into the bedroom and placed her bag in place. Then she returned in the drawing room. Sat on the sofa opposite to Mr. Sharma. Then calmly asked him, "How was party Mr. Spiderman?"

"It was boring." Replied Mr. Sharma.

"Really?" Asked Mrs. Sharma. "Then what did you do there."

"I was playing cards with some of my old friends in a room. Then left early. It was boring without you."

Mrs. Sharma felt uneasy. Her nerves were running fast. Suddenly Mr. Sharma's phone started to ring loudly. He took his phone and looked at the caller's name. It was his friend Rahul. He handed the phone to her wife and told her, "Receive the phone and tell him that I have left my phone at home. I am not at home."

Mrs. Sharma received the phone. Before she could say anything, a voice from another side entered into her ear, "Hey bro, thanks a lot for your Spiderman costume. It's very lucky costume. I had a lot of fun here. I got a fairy. She was wonderful. Thanks a lot again bro."

Mrs. Sharma blushed. Her face changed into red like tomato. She replied, "I am his wife. He is not at home and left his phone here."

"Oh! I am sorry. I thought it was Praveen, so I told those to you. “He was regretting. "By the way, Praveen told that you were not feeling well. How are you now?"

Mistaken : Humorous short story

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Mistaken

One night, two mischievous boys thieved two bags full apples from their neighbour's garden. When they finished their job, the owner of that garden suspected about their operation in the darkness of the garden. He came out of his room and chased after them with a torch light and a stick. When he saw the thieves climbed his boundary wall, then jumped and vanished, he started shouting, "Thief!" "Thief!" Soon other houses of the locality became animated at the middle of the night hearing that shouting.

Those boys ran and came near the church of that town. This place was not much populated like other parts of the town. There was a graveyard beside the church. One of the boys said, "Let's go inside the graveyard and divide these apples into two portion for us."

"It's a good idea. Nobody will come there." The other boy said.

So they entered into the graveyard. While crossing over the fence, two apples from their bags fell on the ground outside the graveyard. But they let them go. Because they had enough apples in their bags to count. They decided to pick them up later.

They sat upon a grave stone nearest from the fence and started to count those fruits loudly.

In the meantime a drunk man was returning home by the lane between the church and the graveyard. He heard two voices coming from the graveyard. He became curious about it and went near the fence. He couldn't see anything inside for the bushes of the graveyard boundary and it was too dark to see anything. He just heard two voices busy to divide something, "This is yours and this is mine", "This is yours and this is mine".

After hearing these, his intoxication vanished instantly. He ran to the church and started banging the door of father, " Father ! wake up ! Father !"

Father woke up and opened the door, "What happened? Why are you making noise at the middle of the night?"

"Father, come with me! I heard Holy God and Satan are dividing the souls into the graveyard!" The man was impatient.

The man was familiar to father. Father knew that, he was not a liar. Something really happened. He went with that man to the fence of graveyard. When they reached there, the boys were near the end of their job. Father also heard the counting, "This is yours and this is mine." He became spellbound. Suddenly he became anxious when he heard the next conversation.

The boys finished their counting and one of them told, "What about those two, outside the fence?"

Father started running inside the church along with that drunk man, shouting, "Oh God! Please let us go! We are still alive!"
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